high maintenance

we were getting ready to go out last week.
i swear, i did not give her any of these things.

i put her sweatshirt on,
and told her i had to go get dressed,
and then we were ready to go.

i came out of the room,
and THIS was where she was.
standing at the door, ready to go.
cell phone in hand and sunglasses on,
and with jacks "moo-moo".

i'm starting to get scared ,
i hope this is not an indication to my future!